…It is that time of year where I begin to get a mind consuming cold. It starts off by sneezing / fever/ etc, and turns into snotting so much into my rag of tissue, that in a blind rush, I get it onto my hands then wipe it on my hair. Very attractive.
And with this time to myself, I’ve started to question everything I do. Mainly my job and where its all heading to.
So with encouragement from a funny little friend of mine, I am investigating a “career” as a writer / journalist. When I say “looking into it”, I mean I am looking into how much they get paid, on google.
But seriously, I am creative, can just about write in joined up handwriting and have some crazy ideas to write about. Although I need to go away and think about how to use a split infinitive, or learn what they are. Cue Mozart!
Maybe one day I can force a local newspaper to take me on. I accept I am more likely to get into a rage and attack my boss with a stapler / hole punch. Imagine that, “Boss beaten to death with his own photocopying”. Maybe they will let me write a section of that piece.